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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Death of a Diva ='s Mommyhood?!?!

WHAT??? Your pregnant?!?! Preggers?!? Preggo?!? Knocked up?!?!

OMgoodness, Girl! Congrats, but damn! I mean, aren't you worried about being confined to style-starving maternity clothing that the average chick wouldn't want 2 be caught dead in and fat ankles (also known as "Kankles)??? Nooo more looks of admiration from the opposite sex 4 u!!!

Ladies, don't stress! Bringing a preciously cute little baby into the world doesn't have 2  mean that you are doomed 2 wear unflattering "Mom Jeans" for the rest of your life?!? In my mind's eye, that's simply crazy talk!!!


**Ms. Jessica Simpson performing @ the 2009 99.9 KISS Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, FL. Since this performance, she has been accused of sporting "Mom Jeans" even though she's childless! Although I must admit, her belt is fly & her "weave-ologist" did the damn thang on styling her hair**


Countless Divas have proven that having a baby (or 2, or 3) does not mean that Mommy can't be attractive, sophisticated and even, dare I say "Sexy". For many of us, pregnancy has if you will, enhanced our beauty naturally.

In my case, pregnancy blessed me with qualities that I would not have had otherwise. I mean, what woman wouldn't love the benefits of long beautiful nails, thick healthy hair, & of course porn star boobs w/out the expense and pain of plastic surgery, right?!?

The media has shown us sooo many celebrities who have made the "Baby Bump" a coveted badge of honor. Here are my favs...


**Here is the stunningly gorgeous Halle Berry @ the 2008 London Film Festival, wearing Versace while 5 months pregnant w/ her daughter Nahla**




**Here the lovely Catherine Zeta Jones (@ the 2003 Academy Awards) represented for us Moms**





**Jessica Alba is glowingly gorgeous @ the 2008 Oscars in this plum dress by Marchesa**




**Garcelle Beauvais; still looking like a runway model**



 
**Heidi Klum @ the 2009 Emmy Awards; I am sooo love'n this black Marchesa dress!**




**Jennifer Lopez @  Movies Rock in 2007 wearing Versace**




**Ms. Paula Patton adorning the cover of the May 2010 Ebony magazine cover. This is a great idea for those of you looking for ideas for your own personal pregnancy pictures**




**Angelina Jolie @ the 2008 Cannes Film Festival in a green gown by Max Azria**




**Last but not least, the infamous August 1991 Vanity Fair cover with Demi Moore**


So Ladies, join me in my embrace of "Mommyhood"! Acknowledge all the beautiful qualities graced upon you during your 9 glowing months...even when you may not feel that way. Relish the honor and privilege of carrying your beautifully healthy child.


Pregnancy is the 1st step of the Mommyhood journey. Proudly display your Baby-Bump. Make an effort to style your tresses and apply your make-up. You are more beautiful than ever before ;0)

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